NIPS ARE GETTING BIGGER - MENTALS (M. Plaza)

[Verse 1]
Started out, just drinkin' beer
I didn't know how or why or what I was doin' there
Just a couple more
Made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you
It was nothin' to do with the letter

[Verse 2]
I ran right out of beer
I took a look into the larder
No bones, nothin', I'd better go and get somethin' harder
Back in a flash
I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and Pat Malone
Drinking on our ow-ooh-ow-own

[Chorus]
Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger

[Verse 3]
Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals
Are doin' to my brain
It doesn't worry me enough
To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain
Wipin' out brain cells by the millions
But I don't care
It doesn't worry me
Even though I ain't got a lot to spare-are

 

[Chorus]

Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger

Whoa-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger

Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger

Yeah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger

THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND ME - HUNTERS AND COLLECTORS (M. Seymour)

[Verse 1]
I will come for you at night time
I will raise you from your sleep
I will kiss you in four places
As I go running along your street
I will squeeze the life out of you
You will make me laugh and make me cry
We will never forget it
You will make me call your name and I'll shout it to the blue summer sky

[Chorus]
We may never meet again
So shed your skin and lets get started
And you will throw your arms around me
You will throw your arms around me

[Verse 2]
I dreamed of you at night time
And I watched you in your sleep
I met you in high places
I touched your head and touched your feet
So if you disappear out of view
You know, I will never say goodbye
Though I try to forget it
You will make me call your name and I'll shout it to the blue summer sky

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[Chorus]
We may never meet again
So shed your skin and lets get started
And you will throw your arms around me
Yeah, you will throw your arms around me

[Outro]
You will throw your arms around me
Yeah, you will throw your arms around me
We may never meet again Throw
Your arms around me
Yeah, we may never meet again Throw
Your arms around me
Yeah, we may never meet again Throw
Your arms around me
Yeah, we may never meet again Throw
Your arms around me

 

(LOVER) YOU DON'T TREAT ME NO GOOD NO MORE - SONIA DADA (D. Pritzker)

[Verse 1]

Well the truth
Well it hurts to say
I'm gonna pack up my bags
And I'm gonna go away

I'm gonna split
I can't stand it
I'm gonna give it up and quit
And ain't never coming back

[Verse 2]

But before I get to going
I got to say
I know you used to love me
But that was yesterday
And the truth, I won't fight it
When the love stops burning
And you got to do what's right

[Chorus]

Whoa, lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more
Whoa, whoa, lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more

[RPT Verse 1]

Well the truth
It hurts to say
I'm gonna pack up my bags
And I'm gonna go away

I'm gon' to split
I can't stand it
I'm gonna give it up and quit
And ain't never coming back

[RPT Verse 2]

But before I get going
I got to say
I know you used to love me
But that was yesterday
And the truth
I won't fight it
When the love stops burning
You got to do what's right

[Verse 3]

But before I get to going
I got to say
There was a time, oh woman, when you
Used to shake it for me me, but now
All you do is you treat me cold
Ain't gonna take it no more
Gonna walk out the door

[Chorus]

Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more
No good, no more
Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Various Chorus & Verse Parts Interwoven]

Well, I wake up blue (lover, lover, lover)
Almost every night (you don't treat me no good no more)
And I'm hurting so bad
'Cause you don't treat me right
Oh woman, oh woman (lover, lover, lover)
You know I love you so (you don't treat me no good no more)
But you're so mean to me, baby
I'm walkin' out the door
 

Oh, lover (lover, lover, lover) oh lover
(You don't treat me no good no more) yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more

I know you used to love me in every way (lover, lover, lover)
But now I'm givin' it up (you don't treat me no good no more)
I'm tired of cryin' all day
I can't stand it no longer (lover, lover, lover)
It hurts me to say (you don't treat me no good no more)
But I'm packin' up my bags
And goin' far away
 

Oh, lover
(You don't treat me no good no more) yeah, yeah
Whoa, whoa, lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more
No, no, no, no

Lover, lover, lover (lover, lover, lover)
You don't treat me no good no more (you don't treat me no good no more)
Whoa, whoa, lover, lover, lover (lover, lover, lover)
You don't treat me no good no more (you don't treat me no good no more)
Lover, lover, lover (lover, lover, lover)
You don't treat me no good no more (you don't treat me no good no more)
Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more

LOVES ME LIKE A ROCK - PAUL SIMON (P. Simon)

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[Verse 1]

When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy)
And the devil would call my name (When I was just a boy)
I'd say, now who do (Who)
Who do you think you're foolin' (When I was just a boy)
I'm a consecrated boy (When I was just a boy)
I'm a singer in a Sunday choir

 

[Chorus]
Oh, my mama loves me, she loves me
(bkgrnd: Ahhhh) She get down on her knees and hug me
Like she loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages and loves me
She love me, love me, love me, love me

 

[Verse 2]
When I was grown to be a man (Grown to be a man)
And the devil would call my name (Grown to be a man)
I'd say, now who do (Who)
Who do you think you're foolin' (Grown to be a man)
I'm a consummated man (Grown to be a man)
I can snatch a little purity

 

[Chorus]
Oh, my mama loves me, she loves me

(bkgrnd: Ahhhh) She get down on her knees and hug me

Like she loves me like a rock

She rocks me like the rock of ages and loves me

She love me, love me, love me, love me

 

[Verse 3]

And if I was President (Was the President)
The minute congress call my name (Was the President)
I'd say now, who do (who)
Who do you think you're foolin' (Who do you think you're foolin')
I've got the Presidential seal (Was the President)
I'm up on the Presidential podium

 

[Chorus]

My mama loves me, she loves me
(bkgrnd: Ahhhh) She get down on her knees and hug me
Like she loves me like a rock
She rock me like the rock of ages and loves me

 

[Outro]
She love me, love me, love me, love me (Loves me like a rock)
She love me, love me, love me, love me (Loves me like a rock)
She love me, love me, love me, love me (Loves me like a rock)
Oh yeah (Loves me like a rock)
Nanananana (Rock me like the rock of ages)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Rock me like the rock of ages)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Loves me like a rock)
Nanananana (Rock me like the rock of ages)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Rock me like the rock of ages)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Rock me like the rock of ages)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Loves me like a rock)
(Rock me like the rock of ages)

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EASY - THE COMMODORES (L. Richie)

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[Verse 1 - WOMEN]

I know it sounds funny
But I just can't stand the pain
Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow
Seems to me, girl
You know I've done all I can
You see, I begged, stole, and I borrowed, yeah, ooh

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[Chorus - MEN]

That's why I'm easy (Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh- WOMEN)
I'm easy like Sunday morning (Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh- WOMEN)
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday mor-or-or-orning

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[Verse 2 - MEN]

Why in the world would anybody put chains on me, yeah?
I've paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be
What they want me to be
I'm not happy when I try to fake it, no, ooh

 

[Chorus - WOMEN]

That's why I'm easy (Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh- MEN)
I'm easy like Sunday morning, yeah (Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh- MEN)
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday mor-or-or-orning

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[Bridge]

I wanna be high, so high
I wanna be free to know the things I do are right
I wanna be free
Just me, oh babe
Ooh

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(Music Lead Humming ALL)

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Doo d'doo doo

Doo d'doo doo

Doo d'd' de de de de doo d'doo

Rpt

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[Chorus - MEN]

That's why I'm easy (Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh- WOMEN)
I'm easy like Sunday morning, (Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh- WOMEN)
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday mor-or-or-orning
 

TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT - THE EAGLES (Meisner/Frey/Henley)​

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[Verse 1]
All alone at the end of the evening
When the bright lights have faded to blue
I was thinking 'bout a woman who might have loved me, I never knew
You know I've always been a dreamer
(Spent my life running 'round) and it's so hard to change
(Can't seem to settle down) but the dreams I've seen lately
Keep on turning out and burning out and turning out the same

[Chorus]
So put me on a highway
And show me a sign
And take it to the limit one more time

[Verse 2]
You can spend all your time making money
You can spend all your love making time
If it all fell to pieces tomorrow, would you still be mine?
And when you're looking for your freedom (Nobody seems to care)
And you can't find the door (Can't find it anywhere)
When there's nothing to believe in (Ahh Ahh Ahh)
Still you're coming back, you're running back, you're coming back for more

[Chorus]
So put me on a highway
And show me a sign
And take it to the limit one more time

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Take it to the limit

Take it to the limit

Take it to the limit one more time

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Take it to the limit

Take it to the limit

Take it to the limit one more time

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HEY JUDE - BEATLES (Lennon/McCartney) ​

(Everybody Sings)

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[Verse 1]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

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[Verse 2]

Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

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[Sort of Chorusy Thing]

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

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[Verse 3]

Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

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[Sort of Chorusy Thing]

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.

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[Verse 4]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

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JOIN IN FADE OUT

Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude...
(repeat X number of times, fade)

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BETTER BE HOME SOON - CROWDED HOUSE (N. Finn)

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[Verse 1]

Somewhere deep inside
Something's got a hold on you

And it's pushing me aside
See it stretch on forever

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[Chorus]

And I know I'm right
For the first time in my life
That's why I tell you
You'd better be home soon

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[Verse 2]

Stripping back the coats
Of lies and deception

Back to nothingness
Like a week in the desert

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[Chorus]

And I know I'm right
For the first time in my life
That's why I tell you
You'd better be home soon

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[Bridge]

Don't say no
Don't say nothing's wrong

'Cause when you get back home
Maybe I'll be gone, oh

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[Verse 3]

It would cause me pain
If we were to end it

But I could start again
You can depend on it

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[Chorus]

And I know I'm right
For the first time in my life
That's why I tell you
You'd better be home soon

Oh, that's why I tell you
You'd better be home soon

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